Saturday, February 11, 2006

Hooray, Yeop menang Lottery!

Haih nampok gayenye kali ni Yeop sunggoh betuah. Tak sangke-sangke Yeop terima e-mail mengatekan Yeop dah menang Lotto. Hadiahnya 250,000 Sterling Pounds.

Yeop tanyelah teman Yeop, Tok Batin Pandak. "Bolehke ambik duit ni Tok?"

Dia kate, "Yeop, ni halal. Bukan judi sebab Yeop tak ade beli ape-ape tiket judi. Tibe tibe dapat hadiah. Kalau ikut kitab kami ler, Kitab Matahari dan Bulan atas Gunung Ganang duit ni halal."

Ha pandai juga Tok Batin ni.

Cuba kome baca surat di bawah ni. Tapi jangan pulak kome curi nombor Yeop yang menang tu, paih tu pergi ambik hadiah.


OLYMPIC 2012 LOTTERY.
BATCH NUMBER: WD18/0105/05RN
YOUR REF.: UKNL/255457014/05

OUR REF.: UK-NL/0717/05
TICKET NUMBER: 02 67 78 76 43 26

BE NOTIFIED THAT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WAS SELECTED ON THE COMPUTER PROMOTIONAL BALLOT SYSTEM DRAW ON THE 3RD OF JANUARY 2006,

AS ONE OF THE WINNING EMAIL ADDRESSES ON THE INTERNET COMPUTER LOTTERY DRAW. THE PROGRAM WAS HELD BY THE BIG BIG LOTTO (www.thebigbiglotto.com) THE LEADING LOTTERY ORGANISATION WORLDWIDE IN ASSOCIATION WITH HOTMAIL AND OINK MAIL IN HONOUR OF THE OLYMPIC GAME COMING UP IN LONDON 2012.

OUR COMPUTER BALLOT QUALIFIED YOU AS ONE OF THE WINNER OF THE SUM OF £ 250,000.00 (TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUND STERLINGS). YOU ARE ADVISED TO KEEP YOUR WINNINGS TO YOURSELVE TO AVIOD WRONG CLAIMS FROM LOTTERY SCAM ARTIST.

PLEASE NOTE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY THIS LOTTERY TO WIN, THE LONDON OLYMPIC COMMITTEE IS USING THIS MEDIUM TO REACH OUT TO INDIVIDUAL OUTSIDE THE UNITED KINGDOM TO CREATE AWARENESS FOR THE OLYMPIC GAME COMING UP IN LONDON 2012.

BE FREE TO SPREAD THE GOODNEWS AFTER YOU HAVE COLLECTED YOUR PRIZE.NOTE ANYONE BELOW THE AGE OF 25 YEARS IS NOT QUALIFIED TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS PROGRAMME BECAUSE THE PURPOSE IS TO PROVIDE FINANCIAL AID TO PEOPLE WITH FAMILY RESPONSIBILITIES.FOR YOUR URGENT CLAIM.

Contact Mr. John Baker
The BigBig Lotto UK.
DIRECT PHONE: +44-791- 407-
2868,

CORPORATE
PHONE:+44-161-205-9909

Email:
john-baker@oink.co.uk


Please fill-out the Claim's Form - E provided herein and send it via email to the above named Agent.
NOTE, your winning information has been provided above.
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APPLICATION FOR PRIZE CLAIM FORM - E

FULL NAME OF WINNER]..........................................................................................

[RESIDENTADDRESS]........................................................................................
[COUNTRY/ REGION]....................................................................
[STATE].............................................................................................
[DATE OF BIRTH].........../.............../................
[SEX]......... .........
[OCCUPATION]...............................................................................
[CURRENT EMAIL].........................................................................
[TEL/FAX]..................................
[MOBILE].....................................

===============================================
WINNING INFORMATION

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[TICKET NUMBER].........................................................................
[YOUR REF NUMBER]....................................................................
[PRIZE WON]...................................................................................
[DATE]..................................

THIS MESSAGE WAS SENT TO YOU FROM,THE DESK OF

MRS JULIE WHITMAN DIRECTOR OF PROMOTION.
THE BIGBIG LOTTO212,
BOROUGH HIGH STREET,
LONDON SE1 4XG,
UNITED KINGDOM.


Amacam? Ini ler untungnya ada e-mel. Macam-macam kejutan.

Hah, sekarang Yeop nak beli Juara sebiji. Kereta yang terlaju dalam Malaysia.
"Kenapa dia laju?" ada kawan bertanya.
"Kerana dia hodoh. Dia lari laju-laju jadi orang tak nampak la bagaimana hodohnya bentuk dia!"

Untuk Tok Batin, Yeop nak pasang Astro kat rumah dia, pasal dia suka tengok Discovery Channel. OK ka Tok?

8 comments:

tuan tanah said...

dah agak dah...mesti email punyalah...

kat sini, setiap Jumaat colleagues satu dept selalu kongsi ramai2 join National Lottery. setiap kali ada announce jackpot/euromillions ramai jer yg join...

Ku Keng said...

Yeop,
Tok Batin kome ni lucu ler.

dr in the house said...

Yeop,

Baguih la Yeop, dalam banyak2 kitab ko berpandu kan kitab orang asheli, hehe

Meor said...

Yeop, moto harley tu bagi teman ler. Teman nak mula menjaja ikan keliling kampung. Dah ada ijazah pun kerja susah Yeop.

Anonymous said...

Aku kashi kor nashehat baik-baik, dapat duit banyok-banyok kor nok kashi akau Astro aje. Paih tu bulan-bulan akau bayor bil. Mane boleh. Kashi aku duit dan PDA ler. PDA yang ada wifi. Lagi berkat.

- Tok Batin Pandak, JP.

Kecik @ Arjunna said...

Yeop, teman taun depan nak kawin. Bukan apa-apa, memang nak jemput Yeop. Tapi kalu boleh pinjam duit sikit Yeop, teman nak buat belanja. Maklum ler Yeop, orang Taiping belanja besor. Tak macam Slim River. Boleh ke Yeop.

Anonymous said...

Yeop

Teman rasa kenal lah Tok Batin Pandak tu.Dulu teman tanye Tok makan ke ayam? Dia kata 'makan,
tupai'
makan'
gajah;
makan;
kapal selam' ujar ku test power
makan'
helikopter'
haaa!!! jangan main2 ha, itu burung selalu datang kampung Tok...
Tapi jangan percaya lah kitab dia tu...bunyi nye pun pelek..

Tok Selampit IV

NBB said...

kezutan sungguh...:D