Monday, January 29, 2007

Yeop Kaye Lagi



Setelah lebih seminggu tak melayari internet, kerana lupa bayar bil streamyx, hari ini Yeop amat gembira. Syaye dah kaye. Kaye raye. Tak disyangke-syangke Yeop ada keluarge dari Afrika. Macam mana pulak, ye?

Inilah syurat yang menggembirekan Yeop. Yeop lebih gembire dari calon Batu Talam yang menerime kejuteng kerane memenagi pilihanraye dengeng majoriti yang begitu bebesor bebenor!! Hebat. Hebat.

From: Henry Adams Vaye.
Liberia in West Africa.
Date: January 26, 2007
Tel: +233246917459
e-mail: henryvayeadams@myway.com


Dear Yeop,

From Henry Adams Vaye.
Liberia in West Africa.
+233246917459
henryvayeadams@myway.com

Dear Yeop,

This letter was bound out of my desire to establish a business relationship with you, considering the fact that I sourced your profile from a human resource profile database in your country. My name is Mr. Henry Adams Vaye the son of the Deputy Minister of Public Works, Mr. Isaac Nuhan Vaye of Liberia in West Africa.

My father was falsely accused of plotting to remove the then President of Liberia (Charles Taylor) from office. Without trial, Charles Taylor killed him. You can verify this from your country. You can also check in some of the international newspapers posted in this web site.

Before my father was killed, he moved out the sum of US$4.5m (Four Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) through a diplomatic means, and deposited it with a Security Company overseas. All that is needed is for you is to act as my late fathers oversea partner to claim the consignment from the security company. The cash was carefully packaged in a trunk box and deposited as Artifacts with the Security Company. The security company based on my instructions will release the fund to you on the fact that you will be presented as our oversea partner who will be fronting for us in area of business you deem profitable.

If you are willing to assist me this matter, I shall give you 20% of the total sum for your assistance, 75% for me and my family to invest in your country and a further 5% will be mapped out for any expenses that we may incurred in the process of this transaction. I need your full support and co-operation for the success of this transaction. I plead with you to treat this issue confidential and urgent because it is delicate and it demands a great degree of secrecy.

If my proposal interests you, please forward your reply to henryvayeadams@myway.com including your telephone number and fax number to my e-mail address so that I can call you for more details about the transaction.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Henry Adams Vaye.



Tapi tahun lalu pun Yeop terima juga e-mel dari mak mamat ni. Dia pun merayu hal yang sama. Kenapalah Kofi Anan ke Bush ke tak tolong dia. Tak faham Yeop dalam hal ini.

FROM: MRS. SUZANA NUHAN VAYE.
Liberia.

ATTN: Mister Yeop Harley

Kindly accepts my apology for sending my mail to you. I am a true God fearing person, and I want you to trust me and help me out in this my condition. I believe you are a highly respected personality, considering the fact that I sourced your profile from a human resource profile database on your country in the Internet.

Though, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events and fragile political situation in Liberia but it has formed consistent headlines in the CNN, BBC news bulletins.

My Name is MRS. SUZANA NUHAN VAYE from Liberia, a Country in West Africa. My late Husband is Isaac Nuhan Vaye, Deputy Minister of Public Works in Liberia. My Husband was falsely accused of plotting to remove the then PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA CHARLES TAYLOR) from office. My Name is MRS. SUZANA NUHAN VAYE from Liberia, a Country in West Africa. My late Husband is Isaac Nuhan Vaye, Deputy Minister of Public Works in Liberia. My Husband was falsely accused of plotting to remove the then PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA CHARLES TAYLOR) from office. Without trial, Charles Taylor killed him. You can verify this from some of the international newspapers posted in the web sites here and there.

Before my husband was killed, he made me to understood and as a revelation that he deposited large amount of money with an International Financial Consultant Firm, registered in the Island of Anjuoan, India Ocean Territory London for investment, and some diamonds with some security firms in Europe and Caribbean. He told me that he made me the beneficiary/next of kin to all these deposits in the case of uncertainty, but it was unfortunate that he was killed before time. Now my family is being marginalized and brutally treated and was kept in isolation of participant in any event in my country. The worse of it all was that we have been restricted from traveling abroad and the government seized all our traveling documents, and we’ve been placed under security surveillance to monitor all our activities.

I have secretly written to the Finance firm in London and to the diamonds deposited companies in Europe and Caribbean about my intention as the next of kin to transfer ownership of the funds and the diamonds to my trusted representative since I am incapacitated to continue running the affairs from where my husband stopped. And most importantly is to quicken the process of this transfer of ownership to your name so as to prevent my government from detecting such deposits belonging to my late husband, otherwise it would be confiscated. The companies are at standby waiting for my instructions and the details of my appointed representative to enable them to execute the transaction and relinquish all the properties to my chosen and trusted representative.

I am therefore soliciting for your loyalty, trustworthiness and cooperation to help me to act and stand as my trusted representative to receive the funds and the diamonds on my behalf from the companies pending when I would find a way to escape from my country to be with you. I am granting you an open negotiation to decide or say what I can offer you as reward for your assistance in this regard. I want in your continual efforts, to hold the funds and the diamonds in your absolute control and to re-invest the funds in any viable business that could generate profits and into real estate pending my arrival to your country. I would be glad to settle down in your country if you can help me to arrange for this.

If you are interested to help me, please respond swiftly via my telephone or by return mail and furnish me with your detailed info so I would forward to the companies to process the change of beneficiary to your name. And I will provide you with the contact info of the companies to enable you to write them officially and request for the transfer of the properties to your destination. I will issue you my power of attorney in this regard.

You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us.Please reply to my email address:suzananuhan_at_katamail.com

Please your urgent response is needed.

Best Regards. Love.

MRS.SUZANA NUHAN VAYE (WIDOW)




Cadangan Yeop besok nak ke hospital Ipoh untuk berjumpa Dr. Nurul kerana perlukan suntikan bird-flu, anti HIV, meningitis, yellow fever, dan pentingnya Yeop ingin pinjam duit dia sikit untuk buat paspot. OK ye Doc.? Jangan bimbang Doc., nanti Yeop sandarkan motor Harley Yeop sebagai jaminan. Tapi kunci Yeop pegang kerana takut you try-try naik dan tak boleh berhenti pulak. Naas. Dan Doc., minta rambutan sikit untuk buat buah tangan kepada Mrs. Suzana Vaye.

Cadangan Yeop bila jumpa mak mamat tu, Mrs. Suzana, Yeop akan pinangkan dia untuk Tok Batin Jerebu anak Jerebak. Tok Batin ni dah ada 6 isteri, jadi tambah sorang lagi tak jadi hal. Lagi pun dia akan kaye raye syerta merte.

Kalau deme nak bace lagi tentang berita-berita seperti di atas pi ke sini. Seghonok bace kalu takde kereje. Lagi pun pilihan raye dah selesei

5 comments:

panwalla said...

Abang Yeop,

Pinjm duit sikit ya! Dan jangan lupa, jangan bagi anak minum air soya. Nanti parah.

Bunga Rampai said...

Salam Bang Yeop,

Waah, surat-surat cinta dari Afrika! Saya juga sering menerima e-mel begitu.

Dan kalau ada majlis kahwin Tok Batin, jangan lupa jemput ya! :)

Pak Malau said...

Yeop,

tolong repair teratak saya ya!

Anggun said...

Yeop..seghonok dengar Yeop dah jadi kaya..eh atau bakal jadi kaya..Syaya tumpang hepi.
Cuma jgn cuba sambung merokok balik Yeop nanti elok2 nak jadi kaya, jadi kayap pulak..

NBB said...

pak yeop, dah kaya nanti jangan lupa lak derma pada anak2 yatim. nak kena cucuk cicik ke apa , meh le datang sini.